Good news! Shakespeare was, uh, Shakespeare
A group of American professors of English have confirmed their belief that William Shakespeare most likely wrote the works we currently ascribe to, uh, Shakespeare.
Yep, you can read about it right here.
According to the survey, “Sixty-one percent of respondents said they considered the authorship question a theory without convincing evidence, and 32 percent found it a waste of time and distraction in the classroom” to question it at all.
Now, about that grassy knoll…
What’s your idea?